I just had to re-post this. Yes, I feel like a brat but this is truly how I really feel. I am 41 weeks pregnant today yet I feel like I’m a month overdue. Maybe you understand, maybe you don’t. LOL =)
Things You Don’t Say To An Overdue Pregnant Woman
first things first, i’m sure most people say these things with good intentions BUT PLEASE. i beg you. just take a moment to think about what you are about to say. spare us both.
i promise the conversation will be 100x better if you take my mind off the fact that i am indeed, overdue.
no news/no baby yet? no. do you SEE my belly? right right. we are currently dealing with the same situation we were in when you asked yesterday. i didn’t casually pop out a baby in the last 24 hours and not tell you.
go walk/bounce on a ball/have sex/eat pineapple: ARE YOU SERIOUS? you think i haven’t googled ways to naturally induce labor myself? you don’t think i haven’t been trying these techniques?! as if i don’t want to meet my child already? puh-lease. been there. done that. doing these things still.
how dilated are you? whats your cervix like? why. just why are you that interested in MY vajayjay.
if it makes you feel better, i was late too. no maa’m. i do not give 2 shits cents about your labor experience. not making me feel better.
well, at least they’ll be big and healthy! thanks. i love picturing how huge my child will be.
you’re as big as a house. well thank you. you sure are kind.
your baby will come when they’re ready. really? thats how pregnancy works? because i thought he’d still be in my belly when i turn 50. jokes on me eh!
can you even walk? {actually, this was said to me at 35 weeks} did you really just ask me that? smack yourself. you sound stupid.
and again leaving my 40w appt. lady in the elevator. “when are you due?!” “today.” “what? no! i am surprised you are still walking!”“oh?… yeah. i am still walking. a whole lot actually.”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
sleep while you can/enjoy your rest: i am already not sleeping. while i’m aware that yes, life and my nights will change {GASP. you mean things wont be the same anymore?? damn. why didn’t anyone tell me this 9 months ago?!} don’t make it sound like my nights are glorious now and i get 8+ hours of sleep a night. HA. i don’t even get 4.
at least you aren’t that overdue: as if anyone wants to be any amounts of overdue? doubtful.
majority of first time moms/moms expecting boys are overdue: i am well aware that many first time moms {women in general} are overdue. that does not mean i welcome the idea of it for myself.
well, keep me in the loop! yes. the first thing i’m going to do on my way to the hospital is text each of you individually and give you my progress updates. especially you, yeah you – the person i haven’t seen in over a year. UM NO. JUST NO.
just go into labor/have that baby already! about that. I’M TRYING HERE.
no matter what, you’re going to be miserable: NO. people have said this to me since week 35, maybe even week 32. but let me tell YOU. i’m not miserable. not in the slightest bit. in fact, i legit still have moments where i forget i am pregnant! my doctors tell me my body handles pregnancy like magic. comfort wise? i’m not miserable. physically i am doing awesome. now mentally? that may be a different story… i would like to see my son. see his face. does he have hair? i’m just another mama wanting to meet her child, so sue me.
and stop calling me 3x a day asking how i’m feeling or if i’ve made progress. 1. i feel the same as when you last asked 5 hours ago or yesterday. 2. i’m sorry, but as much as i’d love to – i cant crawl into my own vagina and check out my cervix to give you that type of progress update. and 3. i promise you, we wont have a baby without letting you know its happening. ay yi yi.